To monster designers:
Ok, there is now a variable, called 'looknow' which becomes 1 while looking at yourself, and is 0 the rest of the time.
Which means, in theory, you can have [if looknow is 1]LONG SKIN OR COCK DESC[otherwise]ONE TO THREE WORD SKIN OR COCK DESC[end if]
Also, seriously, 1-3 words, not a sentence.
Skin descs should be like: black furred, orange scaled, roughly scaled, smoothly fleshed
cock descs should be like: knotted, pink doggy, barbed, flat headed, corkscrew
Not sentences! They don't play nice in other situations that want to mention your willie or skin in passing.