The engine still doesn't allow for it on a basic level, so I said 'screw you, engine, you're not the boss of me!'
Enter, Trixie. Trixie is a magic time distorting faerie. Just talk to her and she'll give you a magic spell that explains your current situation to the universe.
Now, next time you play, you just go up to trixie and type recite (all that gibberish)
And poof, like magic, you're restored to your old self. Currently, your stats, your level, maxhp, sanity, current form, and progress with doctor matt is saved.
I know there's a lot of other things we'd like to save too, so, comment below. Of course, the more we save, the longer Trixie's magic word becomes. BUT! This also means you can share saves with other people, who can then recite the magic word and poof!
Like? Don't like? Ideas? Comment below!