Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Returning with Prezzies

You hear a thump outside, followed by the sound of the door knob being rattled before the key finally finds its way into the lock.  With a grunt, Stripes opens the door and stumbles in.  His fur is rather ruffled and the party hat on his head is askew and the champagne bottle is empty, but he's back.  With a groan, he tosses his leather suitcase onto you, knocking you down beneath its surprising weight.

"It's good that you're here.  I've got some late presents for you," he says with a bit of a rasp in his voice, as if still recovering from a cold.  "Here, let me get them out."  You, having been left struggling to push your way out from under his large suitcase, have the lid slapped open into your face.  He then flips it back up to look at you funny.  "What're you still doing under there?  Don't you want your presents?" he asks, to which you can only groan and feebly try to push up the crushingly heavy case.

"Right then.  Let's get the heaviest one out first then," the tiger says with a grin.  Here we go, a new scene for the Margay.  Give me your paw, my lady," he says as he assists the rotund feline out of the suitcase.  She grins down at you laying helpless there, as if considering showing you the new scene right then and there since you can't get away, but is shooed off by the tiger.

"Speaking of feline ladies, I spent some lovely time with Valerie the Sphinx over at the Museum and we *ahem* worked out a new oral scene for her and the gentleman to enjoy together for added variety," he says with a cough before slamming down a swig of what you hope is cough syrup.

"I also sat down and had tea with two others from the game.  They didn't have much in common, but we managed to find a few things to chat about once Kara the hyena's dialog was spruced up.  Alex the ferret has promised to add a little more anal foreplay with the guys, especially those who're into it.  And while Kara's not quite worked out her sex scenes yet, she hopes to have some for you guys soon."

Hearing you grunt from under the heavy bag, he turns his attention back to it.  "Oh, sorry.  Let's see.  There's some more creature fun.  The Bald Eagle's gotten it's M/M scene as well as scenes for the victorious player after your first couple of wins.  The Leopardman and Plush Lion have both gained new M/M creature victory scenes as well which may occur."  You can feel him pushing something heavy aside moments before the bald eagle takes flight with the leopardman in his talons while the fierce feline holds his plush brethren in his arms.  They fly off together to look for players to enjoy sharing their new tricks with.

"Oh, here are a couple of little things.  Stocking stuffers, really.  One's a new event at the Hospital and is mostly for background atmosphere.  The next is mainly to help the newer players, but veterans will appreciate the shortcut.  Larissa will now give directions to Trevor Labs if you've not been there before, making it much easier to start getting feats and to start the main quest.  The last one are the endings for Sam's various tauric infections.  There's small variations between these depending on which form you have and Sam has.

"Now onto the big gifts.  This one's from myself and Blue Bishop," he says with a grunt, hefting out the large, black stallion from the suitcase, which is now starting to feel lighter, if not quite movable.  "I was sick for half of my time away, so he offered to help me with this one.  We've got content for Onyx the horse while at the bunker.  Just the oral and M/M parts for now, but the M/F fun should be coming along soon as well.  After that, we'll try to tackle the second variation.

"Now this last one isn't from me, but is from Wahn instead.  He's put together a bunch of new goodies for you.  He's reworked and souped up the threesome events between your pet human dog and Fang or the Felinoid with more of this to come later.  You'll even be able to get the female one preggers.  And speaking of females, he's added a female Naiad creature to the Campus area.  This water sprite has left the college's pool to seek some fun among the sexy mortals.  Lastly, the Football Wolfman has been let loose as a regular monster and lots more content has been created for Septus, the team's talent scout once you start interacting with them."

Once he's removed the two barking humans, the dripping sprite and the muscled wolfman from the bag, you're finally able to pull yourself free from under the bag to look over all the new content that the tiger's brought you.